Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now

June 13, 2010 - 10:45 pm 25 Comments

Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl’s body.

More coverage at: http://onion.com

Duration : 0:2:58


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25 Responses to “Software Indicates Missing Child Likely A Prostitute By Now”

  1. wehatemacs Says:

    @coollat17 ok then, …
    @coollat17 ok then, let’s just spell everything wrong then if it’s that unimportant.

  2. coollat17 Says:

    @wehatemacs does it …
    @wehatemacs does it matter? cuz is not grammar class

  3. wehatemacs Says:

    @coollat17 …
    @coollat17 judgemental is one word, not two

  4. warmandsunnydays Says:

    @mjcuracao Chill. …
    @mjcuracao Chill. The Onion is news satire, it’s not real.

  5. superstar5565 Says:

    @chrisgotmilk anal …
    @chrisgotmilk anal . im sorry . but yeh its fake people

  6. coollat17 Says:

    u people are so …
    u people are so judge mental

    helping is no laughing matter

  7. BecauseICan34 Says:

    I lol’d.
    I lol’d.

  8. savannahrose17 Says:

    @mjcuracao Nothing …
    @mjcuracao Nothing from the Onion is real, its a parody of news channels like CNN.

  9. laylabear16 Says:

    haha this is …
    haha this is bullshit

  10. ARLINDERON Says:

    @BloodLust6969
    oh, …

    @BloodLust6969
    oh, Good.

  11. BloodLust6969 Says:

    @ARLINDERON yeah i …
    @ARLINDERON yeah i know
    i was just being sarcastic

  12. mjcuracao Says:

    Is this a Joke or …
    Is this a Joke or for real?
    A joke right??

    How can they show these images to a Mother missing a child!
    This is SICK!
    So much it could be a comedy act if you knew it was??

    Is this REAL?
    If it is, something is very wrong with American people?

    If this is a joke, remove my comments above!
    I am tired, just came from work.
    But nothing from the US lately seems to surprise me, but this?
    Dark Humor could be mentioned before you view such video YOUTUBE!!?

  13. Chandra91 Says:

    c’mon! poor mother! …
    c’mon! poor mother! x) this cant be serious!

  14. AngelOfDeath420 Says:

    you know i thought …
    you know i thought i seen her face when i was beating this hooker,i’m calling now :D

  15. sebringdnf Says:

    Please buy my book …
    Please buy my book about Anteaters.

  16. Lilbluerocket Says:

    that is fake i can’ …
    that is fake i can’ t believe that it kinda humorous . if you think about it .

  17. ARLINDERON Says:

    @BloodLust6969
    You …

    @BloodLust6969
    You do know this isn’t real, Right?

  18. MrYutoob Says:

    goddamn! was she …
    goddamn! was she taking crystal meth or cadnium oxide?

  19. BloodLust6969 Says:

    ahhh poor Tanya :(
    ahhh poor Tanya :(

  20. jdfred1970 Says:

    @radeonjr1 got ya …
    @radeonjr1 got ya lol yeah. i love when they something is causing harm like cancer or some then say, ” on new X thursday ” lol , it’s like Monday. just to get you to watch then rather than to report the god news when it is found , what a joke , I much prefer the onion. way better !!!

  21. elijah5791 Says:

    “Today Now” is such …
    “Today Now” is such a joke! I much prefer “Tomorrow Later” for my news!
    :D

  22. MrNalgas1969 Says:

    poor mom
    poor mom

  23. antarriaga254 Says:

    @cinnamoncandy674 …
    @cinnamoncandy674 so what Thats their stupid fault bitch

  24. jdfred1970 Says:

    @cinnamoncandy674 …
    @cinnamoncandy674 i understand what ya mean… yeah , The Onion does go out of their way to make it very realistic and yes …. believable… lol… thamk you for the comment and yeah, I have nothing against you either, just making conversation and sharing views with people . Take Care

  25. diva4life616 Says:

    “turning a tool …
    “turning a tool shed into a home for your elderly parents”

    lol(:

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